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Van Helsing – Rating 1 out of 5

This will go down as one of the worst Dracula/Vampire movies of all time. A weak plot, overly done special effects, and too many “novel” characters thrown into one movie make this a must miss film. The only redeeming quality is Kate Beckinsale and her tight outfit, but then again if you want to see more of her you can check out the only slightly better Underworld Evolution.

This movie pulls in every character it can think of, Dracula (who is trying to breathe life into Frankenstein’s Monster), Wolfman (the brother of our fair maiden), Frankenstein’s Monster and even Mr. Hyde makes an appearance in a completely far fetched and unneeded scene.

It’s ridiculous, it’s juvenile and it tries to rip off every movie it can sink its teeth into – Indiana Jones, Bond but yet actually goes nowhere. There is no interesting story, no frights, no scares, no magic.

I bought the deluxe edition only so I could get the original black and white version of Dracula, Frankenstein and Wolfman. The rest of the DVD pack is rubbish.

Other Articles of Interest:

• Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Rating 2 out of 5
• Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein (1994) – Rating 4 out of 5
• Count Dracula – BBC Mini-Series – Rating 3.5 out of 5
• Penny Dreadful Season Finale
• Frankenstein’s castle offers Halloween chills
• Penny Dreadful a new series from Showtime
• The Dead Matter
• Insidious – An interesting tale, but not quite what I expected
• Frankenstein for Free
• Reincarnation – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For

The Grudge 2 – Rating 1 out of 5

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…

“In Tokyo, a young woman (Tamblyn) is exposed to the same mysterious curse that afflicted her sister (Gellar). The supernatural force, which fills a person with rage before spreading to its next victim, brings together a group of previously unrelated people who attempt to unlock its secret to save their lives.”

Another completely confusing and poorly acted edition in the J-Horror genre. In this sequel the sister Aubrey goes to Tokyo to determine what caused her sister to go crazy and try to set a house on fire. What ensues is a complete rehash of the first story in the same mindless vain as the first one.

There are no shocking moment, no feelings of fear or dread, no suspense or even that moment when you think something is about to go wrong. The movie is boring and uninspired. The highlight is watching Sarah Michelle Gellar jump out the window. Other than that, the movie isn’t worth watching. The movie goes nowhere, doesn’t advance the story and when we hit the end there is no sense of accomplishment.

This is a waste of film and just like the first Grudge movie isn’t worth watching unless there is nothing else you can get your hands on.

Other Articles of Interest:

• The Grudge – Rating 2 out of 5
• The Washingtonians – Masters of Horror – Rating 2 out of 5
• Imprint – Masters of Horror – Rating 2 out of 5
• The Abandoned – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For
• The Number 23 – Rating 2.3 out of 5
• Exorcist III – Ranking 3 out of 5
• Saw III
• Count Dracula – BBC Mini-Series – Rating 3.5 out of 5
• Reincarnation – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For
• American Horror Story

The Grudge – Rating 2 out of 5

“It’s not the scary hit that The Ring was in 2002, but The Grudge makes a similarly convincing case for American remakes of popular Japanese horror films. Barely a year passed between the release of Takashi Shimizu’s creepy ghost story Ju-On: The Grudge and the production of this American remake, set in Tokyo and starring Sarah Michelle Gellar in her first post-Buffy horror film. About the only significant difference between the two films is the importing of a mostly-American cast (including Bill Pullman, Clea DuVall and Grace Zabriskie), but The Grudge was reconfigured (by screenwriter Stephen Susco) to allow Shimizu to refine and improve the spookiest highlights of his earlier version, which enjoyed previous incarnations as a short film and two made-for-Japanese-video features. Surprising box-office analysts with a $40 million opening weekend, The Grudge may disappoint hard-core horror fans because it lacks gore and graphic violence, but as a creepy tale about a very haunted house, it’s guaranteed to send a few chills up your spine.”

This movie was crap right from the beginning. Putting Sarah Michelle Gellar in this movie was the first mistake. She seems so out of place it’s ridiculous. With every turn you expect Scooby and Shaggy to come busting into the room or someone from the set of Buffy to appear. If only she would ninja kick the crap out of someone it would have made the movie worthwhile.

Basically there is a house which has had a terrible incident occur and that incident has left a stain. Now, anyone who enters the house suffers the wrath. And the rest of the movie is about as exciting as that description. This movie is boring, it lacks any coherent plot, Gellar acts like a zombie through the whole thing and there is no sense of dread at all.

There is the ploy of the dark and the creepy noises to try and make something out of nothing, but in the end, there is just nothing.

Again, the original Ju-On is fair better than the Americanized version. This is one to skip unless you have run out of movies to watch.

Other Articles of Interest:

• The Grudge 2 – Rating 1 out of 5
• Reincarnation – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For
• The Abandoned – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For
• Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Rating 2 out of 5
• The Hamiltons – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For
• Wicked Little Things – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For
• The Ring – Rating 3 out of 5
• Dead Silence – Rating 3 out of 5
• Unrest – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For
• Time to bring out the scary movies

"It is 1888 in London, and the unfortunate poor lead horrifying lives in the city’s deadliest slum, Whitechapel. Harassed by gangs and forced to walk the streets for a living, Mary Kelly and her small group of companions trudge on through this daily misery, their only consolation being that things can’t get any worse. Yet things somehow do when their friend Ann is kidnapped and they are drawn into a conspiracy with links higher up than they could possibly imagine. The kidnapping is soon followed by the gruesome murder of another woman, Polly, and it becomes apparent that they are being hunted down, one by one. Sinister even by Whitechapel standards, the murder grabs the attention of Inspector Fred Abberline, a brilliant yet troubled man whose police work is often aided by his psychic abilities. Abberline becomes deeply involved with the case, which takes on personal meaning to him when he and Mary begin to fall in love. But as he gets closer to the truth Whitechapel becomes more and more dangerous for Abberline, Mary, and the other girls. Whoever is responsible for the grisly acts is not going to give up his secret without a fight….will they be able to survive the avenging force that has been sent after them from hell?"

A dark tale of a cover-up regarding an illegitimate marriage and a royal scandal that all centers around a group of prostitutes who are witness to the deeds. And who do you get to come to your aid when you are high society and want to keep things discreet? That’s right, the Mason’s.

An interesting theory on the murders of Jack the Ripper. Johnny Depp plays Inspector Abberline who spends a great deal of the movie in the opium dens and drinking Absinthe. Perhaps he’s looking for clues in the spirit world…

Some gruesome scenes and some interesting medical practices going on during this time in history. Abberline tries to get to the bottom of the murders while others are simply trying to wash them away. Abberline is still trying to do his job even though the victims are just prostitutes. And though his closeness be begins to fall for Mary and wants to get her out of this life and keep her away from the Ripper.

It’s a fitting atmosphere for the film, being dark and dirty as Whitechapel would have been. Is the film conjecture or does it have any root in the facts? It’s hard to say, but it certainly makes for an interesting story. It’s dark and it’s dirty and it kinda bloody, but overall it’s probably one you’ll watch more than once.

Other Articles of Interest:

• Whitechapel Series 1
• Ripper Street – I Need Light – S01E01
• Whitechapel Season 2
• Whitechapel Season 3
• Bloodstains – Jeff Mudgett
• Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein (1994) – Rating 4 out of 5
• Deer Woman – Masters of Horror – Rating 4 out of 5
• Reincarnation – After Dark Horror Fest – 8 Films To Die For
• Paranormal Incident
• Jack the Ripper Documentary